by Graham Neubig 11/13/2012, (Japanese Tweets)
These are the most frequent English tweets posted on Twitter for 6 weeks in June/July 2012. (Ones with URLs are removed.)
| Rank | Number | Text |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 634 | Running a @QuickPull on my BlackBerry. Brb! |
| 2 | 258 | It's time to change your career path |
| 3 | 128 | Take it to the head |
| 4 | 128 | That's that shit I don't like |
| 5 | 110 | Everything happens for a reason |
| 6 | 107 | Somebody text me |
| 7 | 101 | #np Unknow Song by Unknown Artist on @bbtweetmedia |
| 8 | 99 | Everything happens for a reason. |
| 9 | 97 | Going back to sleep |
| 10 | 85 | Fresh out the shower |
| 11 | 79 | Where have you been all my life? |
| 12 | 76 | Now you're just somebody that I used to know. |
| 13 | 73 | Another day another dollar |
| 14 | 73 | Today was a good day |
| 15 | 70 | Getting ready for work |
| 16 | 70 | I need something to do |
| 17 | 69 | I want some ice cream |
| 18 | 68 | Leela: Hey, you know what might be a hoot? Professor: No. Why would I know that? |
| 19 | 67 | Snapbacks and tattoos |
| 20 | 65 | I need to be sleep |
| 21 | 64 | Ugh ! |
| 22 | 64 | I need to go to sleep |
| 23 | 63 | On my way to work |
| 24 | 63 | Q: |
| 25 | 60 | Just got out the shower |
| 26 | 58 | Now you're just somebody that I used to know |
| 27 | 57 | The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears. And the kindest hearts have felt the most pain. |
| 28 | 56 | @macbarbie07 Enter me to win the #macbarbie07giveaway |
| 29 | 56 | Hungry AF |
| 30 | 55 | Blessed to see another day |
| 31 | 55 | I wish I knew then what I know now |
| 32 | 55 | Somebody call me |
| 33 | 54 | Party and bullshit |
| 34 | 54 | Happy Friday the 13th |
| 35 | 54 | She got me caught up in the moment |
| 36 | 53 | Need something to do |
| 37 | 53 | Running a @QuickPull on my #BlackBerry. Brb! |
| 38 | 52 | That's that shit I don't like. |
| 39 | 52 | Finally off work |
| 40 | 52 | S/o to my new followers |
| 41 | 52 | Bands will make her dance |
| 42 | 51 | News Article Explains Brand New Diet Method For Burning Fat Without Any Exercise: LoriatPoinsettia Spa |
| 43 | 50 | Baby you light up my world like nobody else |
| 44 | 50 | I wish I knew then what I know now. |
| 45 | 49 | Actions speak louder than words |
| 46 | 48 | Where are the plans we made for two? |
| 47 | 48 | I feel so close to you right now |
| 48 | 47 | Actions speak louder than words. |
| 49 | 47 | Hey :) |
| 50 | 45 | Where have you been all my life |
| 51 | 45 | What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. |
| 52 | 44 | I'm ready to go home |
| 53 | 44 | We found love in a hopeless place |
| 54 | 43 | What doesn't kill you makes you stronger |
| 55 | 43 | We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. |
| 56 | 43 | Hockey Stick: Famous for causing innumerable head-injuries, as well as for its involvement in sports. #PleaseStayCalm |
| 57 | 43 | Who ? |
| 58 | 43 | Do you think about me still? |
| 59 | 43 | Ain't no way around it |
| 60 | 43 | Sometimes you miss the memories, not the person. |
| 61 | 42 | Ugh . |
| 62 | 42 | Bored out my mind |
| 63 | 42 | Going back to sleep. |
| 64 | 41 | @justinbieber follow me please |
| 65 | 41 | Wrench: It can both fix and destroy, a dualism that has been pondered since the beginning of time. #PleaseStayCalm |
| 66 | 41 | Even the sun sets in paradise |
| 67 | 40 | What's going on tonight? |
| 68 | 40 | I just wanna be successful |
| 69 | 40 | Yo chick she so thirsty |
| 70 | 40 | My bitch bad looking like a bag of money |
| 71 | 40 | Someone call me |
| 72 | 40 | Happy Friday the 13th! |
| 73 | 39 | I wish I knew then, what I know now. |
| 74 | 39 | The Honey Badger: A "Sharp-Things-Sticking-Out-Of-Gloves" weapon in no clear violation of intellectual property laws. #PleaseStayCalm |
| 75 | 39 | S/O to my new followers |
| 76 | 39 | I wanna go to the movies |
| 77 | 38 | Take it to the head. |
| 78 | 38 | Kitchen Knife: Sharp and widely available, Kitchen Knives are the basic tool of the Zombie Survivor. #PleaseStayCalm |
| 79 | 38 | Turn on the lights |
| 80 | 38 | Today was a good day. |
| 81 | 38 | I need a new phone |
| 82 | 38 | If you don't do stupid things while you're young, you'll have nothing to smile about when you're old. |
| 83 | 37 | What ? |
| 84 | 37 | I need something to do. |
| 85 | 37 | I need something to do today |
| 86 | 37 | Whoops! You already tweeted that... |
| 87 | 36 | I wanna go to the beach |
| 88 | 36 | I need to go shopping |
| 89 | 36 | My back is killing me |
| 90 | 36 | Super rich kids with nothing but fake friends. |
| 91 | 36 | A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. |
| 92 | 36 | Bored out of my mind |
| 93 | 36 | Hell yeah |
| 94 | 36 | Bitch better have my money |
| 95 | 36 | Don't judge me by my past, I don't live there anymore. |
| 96 | 36 | Straight like that |
| 97 | 36 | Can I hit it in the morning? |
| 98 | 36 | Kill them with success and bury them with a smile. |
| 99 | 35 | No church in the wild |
| 100 | 35 | Good ain't good enough |
| 101 | 35 | I should be sleep |
| 102 | 35 | About to take a nap |
| 103 | 35 | On to the next one |
| 104 | 35 | I love this movie |
| 105 | 35 | My bitch bad lookin like a bag of money |
| 106 | 35 | You live and you learn |
| 107 | 34 | I like people who can keep the conversation going no matter how random the topics get. |
| 108 | 34 | @Bobjcarr did you know @SunlandGroup were big donors to @KRuddMP and @QLDLabor Please end this corrupt association CC @JulieBishopMP |
| 109 | 34 | Don't talk about it, be about it. |
| 110 | 34 | I don't know what to do. |
| 111 | 34 | Falling from cloud 9 |
| 112 | 34 | Super rich kids with nothing but fake friends |
| 113 | 34 | @justinbieber please follow me |
| 114 | 34 | Nobody said it was easy |
| 115 | 34 | I wanna party and bullshit |
| 116 | 33 | Didn't give a fuck yesterday, don't give a fuck today, probably won't give a fuck tomorrow. |
| 117 | 33 | Even the sun sets in paradise. |
| 118 | 33 | Today is not my day |
| 119 | 33 | Bye twitter |
| 120 | 33 | Baby you light up my world like nobody else. |
| 121 | 33 | Elizabeth Banks talks about Girl Scouts |
| 122 | 33 | Thank God for another day |
| 123 | 33 | I still got it for ya |
| 124 | 33 | WHAT THE FUCK |
| 125 | 33 | Keep on dreaming even if it breaks your heart |
| 126 | 33 | So sophisticated |
| 127 | 32 | The bigger the bill the harder you ball |
| 128 | 32 | Watching "Today" with Viggle. Get real rewards just for watching TV. #TodayShow #viggle |
| 129 | 32 | S/O to all my new followers |
| 130 | 32 | Hey twitter |
| 131 | 32 | Somebody that I used to know |
| 132 | 31 | Shall the force be with you |
| 133 | 31 | Practice what you preach. |
| 134 | 31 | I want something sweet |
| 135 | 31 | It's about that time |
| 136 | 31 | I'm going back to sleep |
| 137 | 31 | I'm going to sleep. |
| 138 | 31 | Not knowing what to text back, but not wanting the conversation to end. |
| 139 | 31 | I'm playing #THKLive on #BlackBerry at a $2K table. |
| 140 | 31 | God has perfect timing; never early, never late. It takes a little patience and faith, but it's worth the wait. |
| 141 | 31 | Expect the unexpected |
| 142 | 31 | Racked up shawty |
| 143 | 31 | I just want it all |
| 144 | 31 | I'm just saying you can do better |
| 145 | 31 | FINALLY |
| 146 | 30 | If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? #teamfollowback |
| 147 | 30 | I won't give up on us |
| 148 | 30 | Hey ! |
| 149 | 30 | If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives. #teamfollowback |
| 150 | 30 | Somebody text me. |
| 151 | 30 | Fuck everything |
| 152 | 30 | What goes around comes back around |
| 153 | 30 | I just want to sleep |
| 154 | 30 | Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. #teamfollowback |
| 155 | 30 | Are you high right now? |
| 156 | 30 | Drop it to the floor make that ass shake |
| 157 | 30 | Calling it a night |
| 158 | 29 | I am smoking on that gas |
| 159 | 29 | There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. #teamfollowback |
| 160 | 29 | Jealousy is just love and hate at the same time |
| 161 | 29 | What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? #teamfollowback |
| 162 | 29 | I need someone to talk to |
| 163 | 29 | Good things come to those who wait. |
| 164 | 29 | Should AJ say 'I do' or 'I dont' to Daniel Bryan? I just voted #ajidont |
| 165 | 29 | I'm on the pursuit of happiness |
| 166 | 29 | Who wants to chill? |
| 167 | 28 | The road to success is always under construction. #teamfollowback |
| 168 | 28 | Missing someone + No texts from them = Worst feeling. |
| 169 | 28 | I'm going to sleep |
| 170 | 28 | Appreciate those who love you. Help those who need you. Forgive those who hurt you. Forget those who leave you. |
| 171 | 28 | Happy Thanksgiving! |
| 172 | 28 | The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest. |
| 173 | 28 | I just wanna see you strip |
| 175 | 28 | Feeling some type of way |
| 176 | 28 | Happy 4th of july |
| 177 | 28 | Happy 2nd Anniversary One Direction |
| 178 | 28 | Someone should text me |
| 179 | 28 | Wants to know who else is going to Jen's party |
| 180 | 28 | I fall too fast, crash too hard, forgive too easily, and care too much. |
| 181 | 27 | Oh yeah |
| 182 | 27 | I miss you, all day, every day. And you can't even imagine how pathetic it makes me feel, because I don't even know if you miss me back. |
| 183 | 27 | ugh . |
| 185 | 27 | Ugh :( |
| 186 | 27 | I don't know what to do |
| 187 | 27 | Late nights early mornings |
| 188 | 27 | Happy 4th of July everyone! |
| 189 | 27 | Why am I up so early? |
| 190 | 27 | Sees how long an hour is when you're excited |
| 191 | 27 | I'd like to be everything you want |
| 192 | 27 | Before you talk, listen. Before you react, think. Before you criticize, wait. Before you pray, forgive. Before you quit, try. |
| 193 | 27 | Don't talk about it be about it |
| 194 | 27 | I want some ice cream. |
| 195 | 27 | Sex ain't better than love |
| 196 | 27 | It be like that sometimes |
| 197 | 27 | @MacBarbie07 Enter me to win the #macbarbie07giveaway |
| 198 | 27 | I love the way you lie |
| 199 | 27 | I've loved and I've lost. |
| 200 | 27 | Who's awake? |
| 201 | 27 | You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. |
| 202 | 27 | Money on my mind |
| 203 | 26 | This thing of ours |
| 204 | 26 | That gangsta feeling when you rap your favorite song without messing up. |
| 205 | 26 | Respect people who find time for you in their busy schedule. But love people who never look at their schedule when you need them. |
| 206 | 26 | is digging the new Gabble Babble album. |
| 207 | 26 | Even the best fall down sometimes. |
| 208 | 26 | Just now waking up |
| 209 | 26 | When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile. |
| 210 | 26 | Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? #teamfollowback |
| 211 | 26 | That's the shit I don't like |
| 212 | 26 | Just woke up from my nap |
| 213 | 26 | I need to go to bed |
| 214 | 26 | My attitude is based on how you treat me. |
| 215 | 26 | Stay faithful or stay single. |
| 216 | 26 | I feel so close to you right now. |
| 217 | 26 | What am I doing today? |
| 218 | 26 | I do it for the ratchets |
| 219 | 26 | I need to go to sleep. |
| 220 | 25 | You are the only exception |
| 221 | 25 | My chick bad looking like a bag of money |
| 223 | 25 | take a shot for me |
| 224 | 25 | The worst things in life come free to us |
| 225 | 25 | Finally back home |
| 226 | 25 | Bout to call it a night |
| 227 | 25 | I've loved and I've lost |
| 228 | 25 | everything happens for a reason |
| 229 | 25 | Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? #teamfollowback |
| 230 | 25 | The more haste, the less speed |
| 231 | 25 | Is thinking of becoming a robot |
| 232 | 25 | I couldve eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!! #teamfollowback |
| 233 | 25 | If this love only exists in my dreams, don't wake me up. |
| 235 | 25 | Today was a good day :) |
| 236 | 25 | Take it to the head! |
| 237 | 25 | I'm in love with the thought of you |
| 238 | 25 | Is so excited for tonight. |
| 239 | 25 | The less people you chill with, the less problems you deal with. |
| 240 | 25 | Be careful who you give your heart to. Because when you give your heart to someone, you also give them the power to hurt you. |
| 241 | 25 | Pretending to be happy when you're in pain is just an example of how strong you are as a person. |
| 242 | 25 | You'll find us chasing the sun |
| 243 | 25 | Keep on dreaming even if it breaks your heart. |
| 244 | 25 | Look what you've done |
| 245 | 25 | I'm ready to go home. |
| 246 | 25 | People will hate you, rate you, shake you, and break you. But how strong you stand is what makes you. |
| 247 | 25 | What goes up must come down. |
| 248 | 25 | He who laughs last, laughs longest. |
| 249 | 25 | Don't waste your time giving someone a second chance, when there is someone better out there waiting for their first. |
| 250 | 25 | Dear God, I wanna take a minute, not to ask for anything from you. But simply to say thank you, for all I have. |
| 251 | 24 | The Utility Man: Taped it together out of literally the first two things you saw in your garage. #PleaseStayCalm |
| 252 | 24 | In God we trust; all others must pay cash. #teamfollowback |
| 253 | 24 | She's working at the pyramid tonight |
| 254 | 24 | Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. |
| 255 | 24 | People miss you more when they see how much happier you are without them. |
| 256 | 24 | It was all good just a week ago |
| 257 | 24 | One time is fine with me |
| 258 | 24 | I hate the feeling when you have to say goodbye to someone you want to spend every minute with. |
| 259 | 24 | listening to music |
| 260 | 24 | "I need a boyfriend" No, you WANT a boyfriend. You NEED water, cause you sound thirsty. |
| 261 | 24 | I feel like crying. |
| 262 | 24 | Everything is purple |
| 263 | 24 | So much on my mind |
| 264 | 24 | Blessed to see another day! |
| 265 | 24 | Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't |
| 266 | 24 | Don't cry over the past, it's gone. Don't stress about the future, it hasn't arrived. Live in the present and make it beautiful. |
| 267 | 24 | Hate sleeping alone |
| 268 | 24 | I'm here on Twitter because my family is on Facebook. |
| 269 | 24 | Blessed to see another day. |
| 270 | 24 | I want some breakfast |
| 271 | 24 | Practice what you preach |
| 272 | 24 | Can't wait to get home |
| 273 | 24 | Some things are better left unsaid |
| 274 | 24 | I just want to be happy. |
| 275 | 24 | Why am I up so early |
| 276 | 24 | Its 11PM, do you know where your pants are? #teamfollowback |
| 277 | 24 | Somebody text me! |
| 278 | 24 | Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. |
| 279 | 24 | Hell yea |
| 280 | 24 | There's a little bit of devil in her angel eyes |
| 281 | 23 | I love my top, its so pretty :) #teamfollowback |
| 282 | 23 | That |
| 283 | 23 | Isn't saying 'whiplash' but thinks we should exchange info |
| 284 | 23 | The money is the motive |
| 285 | 23 | My back is killing me. |
| 286 | 23 | Going to watch a starfish be born. |
| 287 | 23 | Feels good to be home |
| 288 | 23 | Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you. |
| 289 | 23 | That's that shit I don't like! |
| 290 | 23 | Sometimes I wish I could read your mind to find out how you feel about me. |
| 291 | 23 | I'm just saying you could do better |
| 292 | 23 | Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. #teamfollowback |
| 293 | 23 | Watching "Storage Wars" with Viggle. Get real rewards just for watching TV. #StorageWars #viggle |
| 294 | 23 | If it's meant to be, it will be. |
| 295 | 23 | I love this weather |
| 296 | 23 | Nothing ventured, nothing gained. |
| 297 | 23 | Watching "Bridezillas" with Viggle. Get real rewards just for watching TV. #Bridezillas #viggle |
| 298 | 23 | Sometimes you forgive people simply because you still want them in your life. |
| 299 | 23 | I'm just saying you could do better. |
| 300 | 23 | I wonder what goes through your mind when someone mentions my name to you. |
| 301 | 23 | Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. #teamfollowback |
| 302 | 23 | Don't you be holding back your love |
| 303 | 23 | You should let me love you |
| 304 | 23 | What goes around comes back around. |
| 305 | 23 | I am who I am. I’m weird, I’m lame, I run into things, I spill food, I trip, I scream about random & stupid stuff. But, I like it that way. |
| 306 | 23 | I won't give up on us. |
| 307 | 23 | Sometimes, two people have to fall apart to realize how much they need to fall back together. |
| 308 | 23 | Not tired at all |
| 309 | 22 | They gone love me for my ambition |
| 311 | 22 | I have died everyday waiting for you |
| 312 | 22 | When the cat's away, the mice will play. |
| 313 | 22 | Timing is everything |
| 314 | 22 | @MacBarbie07 enter me in the #macbarbie07giveaway |
| 315 | 22 | All those fairy tales are full of shit |
| 316 | 22 | Fuck everything. |
| 317 | 22 | take it to the head |
| 318 | 22 | Texting the same person all day and night and never getting bored because you like them that much. |
| 319 | 22 | Who wanna text ? |
| 320 | 22 | Getting ready for church |
| 321 | 22 | When you're happy, you enjoy the music. But, when you're sad, you understand the lyrics. |
| 322 | 22 | In life, you're going to be left out, talked about, lied to, and used, but you have to decide who's worth your tears and who's not. |
| 323 | 22 | Ouch! These bloody injections hurt! I have some lovely bruises to prove it lol |
| 324 | 22 | Just because I don’t talk to you, or text you first, doesn’t mean I don’t miss you. I’m just waiting for you to miss me. |
| 325 | 22 | just waking up |
| 326 | 22 | Thanking God for another day |
| 327 | 22 | It all comes down to this |
| 328 | 22 | I want to go home |
| 329 | 22 | Don't let a bad day make you feel like you have a bad life. |
| 330 | 22 | Our shop is currently in expension... we have a lot o new clothes coming just for you :) |
| 331 | 22 | Home is where the heart is #teamfollowback |
| 332 | 22 | Snap backs and tattoos |
| 333 | 22 | where have you been all my life |
| 334 | 22 | Life is what you make it |
| 335 | 22 | I will always love you |
| 336 | 22 | You can't fly unless you let yourself fall. |
| 337 | 22 | Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. |
| 338 | 22 | Mall walkers everywhere. |
| 339 | 22 | Nothing lasts forever |
| 340 | 22 | Good morning to all |
| 341 | 22 | I wanna do something |
| 342 | 22 | I wanna talk on the phone |
| 343 | 22 | The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special, then suddenly leaves you hanging, and you have to act like you don't care at all. |
| 344 | 22 | I'm so sophisticated |
| 345 | 22 | I want some pancakes |
| 346 | 22 | Is doing the watuzzi. However you spell that. |
| 347 | 22 | Before you “assume” try this crazy method called “asking”. |
| 348 | 22 | I want you to want me |
| 349 | 22 | Whatever it is -- I didnt do it! #teamfollowback |
| 350 | 22 | When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. #teamfollowback |
| 351 | 22 | "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." #teamfollowback |
| 352 | 22 | Good things come to those who wait |
| 353 | 22 | Is bouncing off the walls. |
| 354 | 22 | Tell me what I gotta do to win you over |
| 355 | 22 | Nothing lasts forever. |
| 356 | 22 | going to sleep |
| 357 | 22 | looking for promotion and/or advertisement? Need to get your Brand/Name noticed check out @WeGetIt_Promo |
| 358 | 21 | SUCH A RAINY NIGHT BUT IT'S SO PEACEFUL TO LISTEN TO IT ALONG WITH MY KEYSTROKES |
| 359 | 21 | Don't worry, be happy |
| 360 | 21 | Who should The Rock face for the WWE Title at the Royal Rumble? I just voted #rockpunk |
| 361 | 21 | We out here tryna function |
| 362 | 21 | Inexplicably obsessed with outlaw country. |
| 363 | 21 | Don't make time for people who don't make time for you. |
| 364 | 21 | If I've ever offended you, just know that from the bottom of my heart, I really don't give a shit. |
| 365 | 21 | Just ate the worst falafel ever. Today rules. |
| 366 | 21 | People piss me off |
| 367 | 21 | Smile like you've never cried, fight like you've never lost, love like you've never been hurt, and live like you'll die tomorrow. |
| 368 | 21 | Who wanna text? |
| 369 | 21 | Why!!!!!! Facebook homepages contain some PG-13 stuffs and for heaven's sake, it's everyday!!!!!! |
| 370 | 21 | If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. #teamfollowback |
| 371 | 21 | Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today. |
| 372 | 21 | Why are bad movies the only good movies? |
| 373 | 21 | No reasons for my ways...No excuses for my habits...that's just me. |
| 374 | 21 | I'm fine. Hurt the car, not me. |
| 375 | 21 | There's many a slip twxt th cup and the lip. |
| 376 | 21 | All those fairy tales are full of shit. |
| 377 | 21 | If your wife wants to learn to drive, dont stand in her way. #teamfollowback |
| 378 | 21 | Hey, I've just received a free Minecraft Giftcode! You can get one too! >> minecraftcodes.me << |
| 379 | 21 | If happy ever after did exist, I would still be holding you like this. |
| 380 | 21 | @NiallOfficial please follow me |
| 381 | 21 | She's working at the pyramid tonight. |
| 382 | 21 | I need to get away |
| 383 | 21 | Funny how a melody sounds like a memory |
| 384 | 21 | I won't let you close enough to hurt me |
| 385 | 21 | It was all a dream |
| 386 | 21 | Timing is everything. |
| 387 | 21 | I need someone to talk to. |
| 388 | 21 | Never make your self feel like nothing, to make someone else feel like everything. |
| 389 | 21 | The bigger the bill, the harder you ball |
| 390 | 21 | Someone call me. |
| 392 | 21 | You can´t teach an old dog new tricks |
| 393 | 21 | Watching a movie |
| 394 | 21 | @dfat Have you conveyed Court findings that @SunlandGroup lied to @ASX |
| 395 | 21 | I follow you, when you follow me.. if you don't i will unfollow you by tonight. It's up to you |
| 396 | 21 | Don't talk about it, be about it |
| 397 | 21 | Watching "Good Morning America" with Viggle. Get real rewards just for watching TV. #GMA #viggle |
| 398 | 21 | Tonight we are young |
| 399 | 21 | Story of my life |
| 400 | 21 | I just wana say thanx to everyone who's following me! Mwahzzz!! ^_^ |
| 401 | 21 | Watching "Chasing UFOs" with Viggle. Get real rewards just for watching TV. #ChasingUFOs #viggle |
| 402 | 20 | I wanna do something tonight |
| 403 | 20 | Say what you need to say |
| 404 | 20 | All those fairytales are full of shit |
| 405 | 20 | Top of the morning |
| 406 | 20 | I just want to sleep. |
| 407 | 20 | Anyone else dealing with this traffic? Can I get some love? |
| 408 | 20 | Fuck the bullshit |
| 409 | 20 | Nobody said it was easy. |
| 410 | 20 | I don't trust these bitches |
| 411 | 20 | I may be quiet, but I have so much on my mind. |
| 412 | 20 | Pretty girl with the long hair |
| 413 | 20 | Some things never change |
| 414 | 20 | I want to go home. |
| 415 | 20 | Where everybody at? |
| 416 | 20 | I should be sleeping |
| 417 | 20 | Just the way you are |
| 418 | 20 | I need to get up |
| 419 | 20 | Love doesn't hurt, loving the wrong person does. |
| 420 | 20 | Watching "MasterChef" with Viggle. Get real rewards just for watching TV. #MasterChef #viggle |
| 421 | 20 | You can´t make an omelett without breaking eggs. |
| 422 | 20 | I hate texting people who don't use smileys. I feel like I'm texting an emotionless robot. |
| 423 | 20 | Restarting the whole song because you missed your favorite line. |
| 424 | 20 | Ted was hilarious |
| 425 | 20 | Heres your knife. I finally got it out of my back. Im sure youll be needing it again soon. #teamfollowback |
| 426 | 20 | Hunger makes the best sauce. |
| 427 | 20 | Talk that talk to me |
| 428 | 20 | Someone save me |
| 429 | 20 | One more fucking love song I'll be sick |
| 430 | 20 | I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. |
| 431 | 20 | That's the shit I don't like. |
| 432 | 20 | Oh, I didn't tell you? Must've been none of your damn business. |
| 433 | 20 | Welcome to my house party |
| 434 | 20 | The less you care, the happier you will be. |
| 435 | 20 | I could really use a wish right now |
| 436 | 20 | Need to find some answers... #teamfollowback |
| 437 | 20 | It's sweet when someone knows every single detail about you. Not because you constantly remind them, but because they pay attention. |
| 438 | 20 | Thankful for another day |
| 439 | 20 | Remember, you are what you eat. |
| 440 | 20 | Found $100 in the street. Today is MY day. |
| 441 | 20 | I swear I hate that you can only type 140 characters , sometimes I have waaay to much to say & 140 just ain't gone get it .. :( |
| 442 | 20 | Finally off work! |
| 443 | 20 | What is there to do tonight? |
| 444 | 20 | I don't expect you to care |
| 445 | 20 | Do you love this shit? |
| 446 | 20 | Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils #teamfollowback |
| 447 | 20 | Ugh :/ |
| 448 | 20 | I wanna tell the world about you just so they can get jealous |
| 449 | 20 | Don't worry be happy |
| 450 | 20 | On the road again |
| 451 | 20 | That's cute |
| 452 | 20 | I love being in that mood where everything is hilarious. |
| 453 | 20 | Always tell someone how you feel, because opportunities are lost in the blink of an eye but regret can last for a lifetime. |
| 454 | 20 | Just now waking up. |
| 455 | 20 | People piss me off. |
| 456 | 20 | We are not close anymore but i'll be there if you need me. |
| 457 | 20 | There's nothing new under the sun. |
| 458 | 20 | We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity. |
| 459 | 20 | No I don't like you I just thought you were cool enough to kick it |
| 460 | 20 | Out of sight, out of mind. |
| 461 | 20 | Jealousy is just love and hate at the same time. |
| 462 | 20 | I want some ice cream! |
| 463 | 20 | I got this drank in my cup |
| 464 | 20 | Weed, drugs, clothes, and "swag" does NOT make you a boss. Diplomas, degrees, and jobs do. |
| 465 | 20 | Don't worry, be happy. |
| 466 | 20 | I'm going to bed |
| 467 | 20 | I can't promise you a perfect relationship, but what I can promise you is that if you're trying, I'm staying. |
| 468 | 20 | Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. #teamfollowback |
| 469 | 20 | Watching "Ice Road Truckers" with Viggle. Get real rewards just for watching TV. #IceRoadTruckers #viggle |
| 470 | 20 | The one that got away |
| 471 | 19 | When |
| 472 | 19 | I need to go back to sleep |
| 473 | 19 | Beat it up like rampage |
| 474 | 19 | I like long text messages because I appreciate a complete thought. |
| 475 | 19 | Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Its just that yours is stupid. #teamfollowback |
| 476 | 19 | { RETWEET } ONLY IF YOU WANT NEW FOLLOWERS #TeamFollowBack ✈ #NF ✈ #NowFollowing ✈ #TFB ✈ #Shoutout ✈ ( Follow Us & Gain ) |
| 477 | 19 | I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. |
| 478 | 19 | What I hate most about Twitter: finishing a good tweet, having -1 characters left, and then having to decide which grammar crime to commit. |
| 479 | 19 | I wanna party and bullshit. |
| 480 | 19 | Unless commitment is made, there are only promises and hopes... but no plans. - Peter Drucker |
| 481 | 19 | Ugh. Down with the flu. Becoming best buddies with my couch. Reality TV is almost bearable in a marathon. |
| 482 | 19 | What is there to do today? |
| 483 | 19 | Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you. |
| 484 | 19 | I need you right now, are you down to listen to me? |
| 485 | 19 | Just saw a shooting star. Or falling space trash. |
| 486 | 19 | at the same damn time |
| 487 | 19 | Aint no way around it |
| 488 | 19 | Has no idea where to go tonight. Any suggestions? |
| 489 | 19 | happytimes ooo, Emily RT'd me earlier :') #happytimes |
| 490 | 19 | There comes a point in your life when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will. |
| 491 | 19 | Here is the guide in its full glory! Set up a myopenID account. Use this link, Verify email and move to the next step. Assuming you are... |
| 492 | 19 | Why cheat, just leave ! #teamfollowback #1000aDay #500aDay |
| 493 | 19 | ugly Can't believe I cracked my screen on my phone ugh #ugly |
| 494 | 19 | Thank god for another day |
| 495 | 19 | It's better to be a big fish in a little pond than a little fish in a big pond. |
| 496 | 19 | It's amazing how stupid you can be when you're in love. |
| 497 | 19 | bitch please |
| 498 | 19 | My chick bad lookin like a bag of money |
| 499 | 19 | I wish I was strong enough to lift not one but both of us |